Kinder - Watermelon Pizza!

Watermelons                                                         K     2015

CANYON GARDENING

...the KINDER EDITION !

starring the Gardening Guys:

Whata-Maria!, MelonHead, The Gal from Ipanema, and

Sean V Mickey, Prof Emeritus of Gardening Melon University

And GUEST STARRING:

The Parent Volunteer Dancers!

EXT. A quaint sidewalk melon stand

JERRY

"Sean, if you listen,

truly listen,

you can hear the music of the spheres.

This one is singing a song as old as the ages.

The song of ..."

CUT TO:

L.A.'s TOP API School, CANYON!

Bags of groceries, provided free by WHOLE FOODS on Wilshire, sit stacked outside as the Gardening Guys take a union break.

. . . 

Even before class starts Maria, with the Parent Volunteer Dancers are practicing their moves, getting ready for the big show!

INT. CLASSROOM DAY: Rows of genius students sit quietly as their instructor, using only mental telepathy, teaches them.

Jerry:

( . . . )

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it."

"Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your Songs? Your faces of merriment, that were won't to set the table on a roar?"

"That guy's silly. C'mon, let's eat!"