Monday, March 14, 2016

2nd - Ides of March, Julius Caesar, Caesar Salad in T.J.

We chose Caesar Salad for the Ides of March
As the facts reveal, Julius Caesar had nothing to do with the salad.

...Nor did Augustus, or Tiberius, Caligula, Claudius, Nero, Galba, Otho, Vitellius,
Vespasian, Titus, Domitian, Nerva, Trajan, Hadrian, Antonius Pius,
Marcus Aurelius, Lucius Verus, Commodus, Pertinax, Didus Julianus, Septimius Severus,
Caracalla, Geta, Macrinus, Diadumenian, Elagabalus, Severus Alexander,
Maximinus I, Gordian I, Gordian II, Pupienus, Balbinus, Gordian III,
Philip I, Philip II, Trajan Decius, Herennius Etruscus, Hostilian--

There are about 27 more Caesars of Rome, but trust me,
none of them had anything to do with Caesar Salad.
It's spelled: A N C H O V I E S

Smash the anchovies with a fork in the bottom of a bowl.
Add the oil and vinegar.
Mix in the egg yolk, mustard, lemon juice, Worcestershire and garlic.
Add the lettuce and mix.
Add croutons and cheese.
ENJOY!


Added Tips:
Mince the garlic cloves.
Lightly whip the egg yolk to give a creamy consistency to the dressing.
Some people simply toss whole anchovies with the salad.




LOOK OUT KIDS! It's the Evil Mr Eats.
He's trying to eat all the ingredients before you can make your salad.
Somebody call Mr Rice Paper Face Man to save us!!!
"Arrgh! I can't get enuff of thees little fish.
If only zey wait till they gro bigger to catch zem!
They reminds me of my fun travels in Far Tartu-ghardy har har har!"

"I don't get it.
But he's tall, maybe the humor's going over my head."

The following image was smuggled out of a Caesar Salad Factory hidden in the
Santa Monica Canyon. Our intrepid reporter risked his life to get these
undercover shots.
It's in these "Salad Factories" that children chosen for their intelligence and
good looks create some of the best Caesar Salads in the world.
































KIDS! Don't let this happen to you!
Wash your hands regularly or germs, even LETTUCE can grow on them!







1st Grade - Spring Rolls!

HEY! What happened to my poem!!!


Diagram 15a below
Here we see the future of global warming as rising sea levels
cover most of the globe with all the ingredients
to create a delicious Spring Roll.


Tony is a creative sort and has determined a method to read
 even with glasses that leave the printed type blurred.
His glasses are just right to pick a reader from the students assembled before him.






Mr Rice Paper Face Man
wears a mask to protect his secret identity
as he saves the children of Canyon Town
from the evil Mr Eats!













You might have heard of me; I'm a superhero.
Mr Rice Paper Face Man?
You'd probably recognize me
in my mask.

You may have noticed in the facts above
that the Shakespearean sonnet-like poem is cut off.
Here it is in all it's glory:

SPRING ROLL
by
j ,still a spring in my step, deli

After winter has taken it’s toll
Springtime comes to make you whole
So go on out and take a stroll
Down to the shop for a good Spring Roll

Or you can make them in your kitchen
With pork or shrimp, tofu or chicken
And cucumber, noodles, cilantro, and chives
Lettuce and basil all bundled inside…

A rice paper rapper to make it whole.
Dipped in sauce from a dipping bowl.
It’s a dim sum snack, to warm your soul.
Relax and enjoy a good Spring Roll.



















I am zee evil Mr Eats.
Ven I vas a child I learnt to spell from an old Scrabble game.
But ze tiles, ze TILES ver all scrambled!
As a resolt I lernt to speak like dis.
(151 points!)