HEY! What happened to my poem!!!
Diagram 15a below
Here we see the future of global warming as rising sea levels
cover most of the globe with all the ingredients
to create a delicious Spring Roll.
Tony is a creative sort and has determined a method to read
even with glasses that leave the printed type blurred.
His glasses are just right to pick a reader from the students assembled before him.
Mr Rice Paper Face Man
wears a mask to protect his secret identity
as he saves the children of Canyon Town
from the evil Mr Eats!
You might have heard of me; I'm a superhero.
Mr Rice Paper Face Man?
You'd probably recognize me
in my mask.
You may have noticed in the facts above
that the Shakespearean sonnet-like poem is cut off.
Here it is in all it's glory:
SPRING ROLL
by
j ,still a spring in my step, deli
After winter has taken it’s toll
Springtime comes to make you whole
So go on out and take a stroll
Down to the shop for a good Spring Roll
Or you can make them in your kitchen
With pork or shrimp, tofu or chicken
And cucumber, noodles, cilantro, and chives
Lettuce and basil all bundled inside…
A rice paper rapper to make it whole.
Dipped in sauce from a dipping bowl.
It’s a dim sum snack, to warm your soul.
Relax and enjoy a good Spring Roll.
I am zee evil Mr Eats.
Ven I vas a child I learnt to spell from an old Scrabble game.
But ze tiles, ze TILES ver all scrambled!
As a resolt I lernt to speak like dis.
(151 points!)
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